Monday, February 28, 2011

Viola and the magical wish making piano


(this is a story that i'd forgotten that i had written)

One day, the King and Queen asked Princess Viola to help them pick the nicest princess in the whole Kingdom. Because Viola had a magic piano that could grant any wish, they decided to hold a contest to see which princess had the nicest wish and then she would be granted that wish.

So all the princess were asked to write their wishes on a piece of paper and then put it into a large glass bowl. Viola pulled out the first wish and read it:

“My name is Princess Jill and I wish for a really big mirror to look at myself in. I’ve already got a small mirror but I want a really BIG ONE to look at myself with!”

Next Viola read: “My name is Princess Slumber and I would like a giant bed to sleep in all day long!”

Next: “My name is Princess Hilly and I would like a new dog named Billy. I already have a dog named Bob, so when I call them I would say “BILLY BOB, come here!”

Next: “My name is Princess Penny and I would like a pencil and piece of paper. I might draw on it or I might do nothing with it!”

Next: >My name is Princess Chewy and I would like half a chocolate bar.”

Next: “ My name is Princess Merry and I would like to go to bed now.”

Next ; “My name is Princess Olivia and I wish my lost cat Snuggles would come home.”

So Viola pulled out her magic piano and played the magic song that makes wishes come true –

“Oh Susanna, oh won’t you cry from me, well I come from Alabam-y with a banjo on my knee.”

Poof

The cat reappears and Princess Olivia asks Snuggles “where were you?”

“What, you were sleeping in the kitchen this whole time? Argh.:

(The end and much revision is needed here)

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Screaming Teenagers


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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Princess Heather goes to the bathroom


Here is a story that Naomi laughed all the way through, but didn't really like, so she said.
"It's gross!" she yelled when I got to the part about making on the toilet.


Princess Heather woke up one night at three in the morning wanting to go to the bathroom. The only problem was that the bathroom was 300 yards from her room and she didn't think she could make it there in time. So what did she do?
She climbed down from the top of her bunkbed, walked over to her dresser and pulled out the magic wand from the last story. She waved the magic wand and poof! There suddenly appeared a bicycle.
She hopped on the bike and rode all the way down to the bathroom, getting there just in time to make her pishy!
Then she got on the bike again and rode back to her bedroom.
When she got there, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten to wash her hands.
So she jumped on the bike and rode allll the way back to the washroom and washed her hands.
Then she rode allllllll the way back to bed. When she got back, she realized that she forgot to flush the toilet. So she rode alllllllllllllllllll the way back to the bathroom and flush the toilet. Then allllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back she rode her bike. When she got to the bedroom, she forgot to turn off the bathroom light, so she rode alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the wa back to the bathroom, turned off the light then headed allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back to beroom again.
When she got back, she remembered that she wanted a drink of water, so back on the bike and then alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the wa to the bathroom for one little sip of water from a glass, then allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back to her room.
Once back in her room, she wondered if she wanted to wipe the bit of water from her chin, but decided not to bother and went to bed.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Tonights Princess Heather Story


One day it was Princess Heather's birthday, so Princess Isabelle decided to make her a birthday cake. So she went into her kitchen and threw all the ingredients into a big bowl. One cup of flour, one cup of sugar, one cup of milk, one cup of cocoa powder, and so on. But there was a small problem. As Princess Isabelle put the ingredients into the bowl, she also accidentally put in a cup of magic powder that was just laying around. So when she baked the cake, there was magic inside of it and if anyone ate the cake, there was no telling what would happen to them!
So, the party started and Princess Heather arrives and was surprised to see all her princess friends had come to her birthday party. Besides her dearest friend Princess Isabelle, there was also Princess Honey, Princess Lily and Princess Scarlett at the party.
After singing "Happy Birthday to you" the princess's all came to the table to cut and eat the cake.
When Princess Scarlett ate her piece of cake, poof! she turned into a little frog, ribbet!
When Princess Lily ate her piece of cake, poof!she sprouted fairy wings on her back, flap flap flap!
When Princess Honey ate her piece of cake, poof!she shrunk to the height of one inch tall, shrink!
When Princess Isabelle ate her piece of cake, poof! a beautiful unicorn appeared beside her and kiss her cheek, smooch!
When Princess Heather ate her piece of cake, poof! a magic wand appeared in her hand.
When she saw what had happened to Princess Scarlett, she waved her wand and poof! Princess Scarlett turn back from a frog to a normal person again, whew!
When she saw what had happened to Princess Lily, she waved her wand and poof! Princess Lily's fairy wings disappeared, oh darn it!
When she saw what had happened to Princess Honey, she waved her wand and poof! Princess Honey grew back to normal height, whew!
When she saw what had happened to Princess Isabelle, she waved her wand and.... "What a second!" yelled Princess Isabelle, "I want to keep my unicorn!"
"Oh, that's fine," she Princess Heather.
And they all lived happily ever after.