Thursday, February 24, 2011

Princess Heather goes to the bathroom

Here is a story that Naomi laughed all the way through, but didn't really like, so she said.
"It's gross!" she yelled when I got to the part about making on the toilet.

Princess Heather woke up one night at three in the morning wanting to go to the bathroom. The only problem was that the bathroom was 300 yards from her room and she didn't think she could make it there in time. So what did she do?
She climbed down from the top of her bunkbed, walked over to her dresser and pulled out the magic wand from the last story. She waved the magic wand and poof! There suddenly appeared a bicycle.
She hopped on the bike and rode all the way down to the bathroom, getting there just in time to make her pishy!
Then she got on the bike again and rode back to her bedroom.
When she got there, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten to wash her hands.
So she jumped on the bike and rode allll the way back to the washroom and washed her hands.
Then she rode allllllll the way back to bed. When she got back, she realized that she forgot to flush the toilet. So she rode alllllllllllllllllll the way back to the bathroom and flush the toilet. Then allllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back she rode her bike. When she got to the bedroom, she forgot to turn off the bathroom light, so she rode alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the wa back to the bathroom, turned off the light then headed allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back to beroom again.
When she got back, she remembered that she wanted a drink of water, so back on the bike and then alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the wa to the bathroom for one little sip of water from a glass, then allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way back to her room.
Once back in her room, she wondered if she wanted to wipe the bit of water from her chin, but decided not to bother and went to bed.

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